Heath Ledger,

I don't believe you're dead.  You were the first actor I fell in love with.  I am truly, deeply, in love with you.

Dear Olivia,

I'm mad that you have the same shirt as me.  Bitch.  Cunt.  Hoe.

Emily,

What happens when you realize you have a horse face?  You're already alone.  Remember when CRedd Kicked you out of his car for sucking (on a lollipop)?

YOU ARE GROSS.  I gag when I see you.  Literally.  *Gag*

TAI

You are the best.