Dear Justin,

You are a giant cock but you have a baby cock.  You like men, accept it.  No one fucking likes you.  Remember that time you laid out on a bed like a girl and told us that you were in but not in, but it turns out that she never even took her underwear off?  That was pretty gay.  Especially how you folded your arms under your face.  Wow, you're embarrassing.  Remember that time you had a new years party and made everyone hide in the basement?  I don't because I was at a real party.  I hope you fall off a cliff or get raped by a bear.  

Dear Wrist,

I'm sorry I cut you I hate you

Dear Kevin,

Your dog is dressed up like a pumpkin.

Dear Addie,

I love you more than anything. I miss you. I miss you so much. I am sorry that you got an electric fence. I hope you don't get shocked too many times. Please don't run into that anymoe ad get hurt.

Dear Kevin,

I don't like you cause you're threatening to kill me. You're trying to choke me and i said no please dont but you keep saying. Please dont kill me \. i like living and ive only been 19 for one day and i'd like to live to atleast 22 so i could drink a bunch of beer for one year and buy it myslef. and not have to get someone else to buy it for me and have to deal with that. i love life don't kill me.

Dear Nick,

you are my desktop, ohhhhh shiittttt. its like johnoooohhhhh but better cause you o crack boy. hit dat hi t day

dear river,

i would still let you live inside my soul. i would let you grow and flourish.