Dear Justin,

You are a giant cock but you have a baby cock.  You like men, accept it.  No one fucking likes you.  Remember that time you laid out on a bed like a girl and told us that you were in but not in, but it turns out that she never even took her underwear off?  That was pretty gay.  Especially how you folded your arms under your face.  Wow, you're embarrassing.  Remember that time you had a new years party and made everyone hide in the basement?  I don't because I was at a real party.  I hope you fall off a cliff or get raped by a bear.