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Sunday, June 1, 2008

Dear Herzog,

I'm very sorry that the people who you thought you could trust turned out to be back stabbers. I think it's a trend with Russians (no offense to your heritage, that's just my experience). If it makes you feel any better, Karma usually works. Gersbach (although you seem to think he's a woman magnet) sounds like an old creep to me. Once he's done with Madeleine and tries for a younger woman, no one will have him, unless they have poor taste (you said it yourself, his family's not of distinction). And Madeleine's absolutely crazy. Your daughter will hate her, Gersbach will leave her, everyone will just get sick of her shit, and she'll have no one. I know you're a compassionate man and this probably doesn't sound too good to you, but trust me, it is. You need to stop being so timid. That bitch cheated on you, she kicked you out of your own house after forcing you to move to a completely different state, she spread rumors about your sanity, and she made your life miserable. Teach her a lesson! You were once a highly respected intellectual (another thing she ruined), write a book exposing her betrayal, her insanity, her trickery. Ruin her. And that disgusting Valentine Gersbach with his revolting hair, ruin him too.

Take your life back from those fat leeches.

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