Letters from tons of people to tons of other people, places, things, ideas, feelings, and anything else they can think of. Written in varying states of mind...

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Dear J. Hartman,

You are undoubtedly the most annoying person I have ever heard speak (who is not a Russian (if you are a Russian, then, well, that explains a lot)). I think your obsession with others being gay and retarded proves you are both gay and retarded. Have you ever heard of Freud? Probably not. If your pea brain knows how to read, you should look him up, he'll explain your unconscious desires better than I can.

PS. I hope you magically turn into a half midget, half unicorn and get your head stuck in a toaster oven (your brain is small enough).

PPS. I hope hour hands fall off so you can never play Halo again. Jerk. If you ever call me retarded again, I'll kick you in the balls.

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